Tag Archive: warrant

Jul 12 2014

Police Get Warrant To Photograph 17-Year-Old’s Erection

A 17-year-old boy is facing two felony charges for sexting his 15-year-old girlfriend. The charges in question? Manufacturing and distribution of child pornography. If found guilty, the teen would be imprisoned and have to register as a sex offender. If that is not bizarre enough, police were recently granted a warrant to administer a chemically-induced …

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Jun 25 2014

SWAT Burns Baby in No-Knock Raid, Blames “Domestic Terrorists”: UPDATE

A 19-month-old toddler, is in a medically-induced coma after a SWAT team threw a flash bang grenade in his crib during a no-knock raid. Local news stations report the child is also paralyzed. However, police state that the incident isn’t their fault – the baby is, sadly, a casualty of domestic terrorism. The boy’s mother, …

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May 30 2014

SWAT Burns Baby in No-Knock Raid, Blames “Domestic Terrorists”

A 19-month-old toddler is in a medically-induced coma after a SWAT team threw a flash bang grenade in his crib during a no-knock raid. Local news stations report the child is also paralyzed. However, police state that the incident isn’t their fault – the baby is, sadly, a casualty of domestic terrorism. The boy’s mother, …

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Mar 29 2014

Police to Begin Inspecting Homes For “Illegal Tenants”

The community of Westbury, NY has announced the creation of a new police task force to inspect people’s homes unannounced in search of “illegal tenants.” The town of 15,000 will hire two new police officers and recently held a town meeting about the new “zero tolerance policy” against renting rooms illegally. The task force – …

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Feb 19 2014

ROTC Teen Shot While Holding Wii Remote

17-year-old Christopher Roupe of Euharlee, Georgia, was shot by local police. His crime? Answering the door while holding a Wii Remote. Police went to the family home in the Eagle View Mobile Home Park last Friday to serve Roupe’s father a warrant for violating probation. Police say the teen – who was an active ROTC …

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