Tag Archive: homeless

Sep 22 2014

WA City Implements Body Odor Ban

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A new trespassing law in the city of Burien, WA makes it illegal to stink. Specifically, the law implements a body odor ban in public places including parks, libraries, and city hall. Showing up to any of these places with an offensive odor could end with you being removed from the premises and banned for …

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Jun 25 2014

LAPD Gets New Military Stealth Motorcycles to Tactically Harass Homeless People

The Los Angeles Police Department has purchased three “super stealthy” military-grade motorcycles to protect and serve the crap out of you. The Zero MMX motorcycles are being added to the department’s off-road patrol unit. Each bike costs $17,945 without additional modifications and is not for sale to civilians. Specifically, the bike was developed for Special …

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